The Home For Cartoon Villains

This page is intended to help you hone your skills as an evil master wannabe. See if you can pick the villains from a list. Test your EQ (Evil Quotient). Have Fun! All answers may be found on the Answers page, which you may access by clicking "Answers" (duh) in the lefthand side bar.

Are you a Disney fan? Can you name every Disney villain since Black Pete? If you think your Disney villain knowledge is up to the challenge, go to MSN.com's Who Wants To Be A Villionaire quiz. See if you're a villain expert or worthy of Maleficent's disdain.

Oh, and here's something fun, you can head over to Emode.com for a couple of quizzes I think are particularly relevant to Supervillain fans. First, there's the What's Your Superpower? test. Although I was hoping for flight or super speed, it turns out my latent power du jour is Time Travel. Not half bad! After that, take the How Evil Are You? quiz. Wanna know what your humble little Home For Cartoon Villains webmistress's results were? Here's a little snippet for you curious cats:

Ooo hoo — you're one evil muther. Your heart is blacker than Darth Vader's helmet. For goodness' sake, next time think about that old lady's feelings before you push her down the escalator. And, really — you know as well as anyone that dropping kitties out the window to see if they can land on their feet is just an excuse to act evil. Yes, it's all part of being a free spirit who doesn't answer to anyone. Right or wrong, it's a fun way to live. But be careful — it all comes full-circle in the end.

Now that, my pretties, is what it's all about. Go now, take the quizes. Then visit the Encyclopedia Section for some tips on how to improve your scores.

Quiz 1: SPOT THE VILLAIN
Can you pick out the potential real-life villains from the list of news-worthy individuals below? Keep track of your answers and compare them on the Answers page.

Now think fast, who could be a villain and who could not?

1.Michael Stipe
2.Ross Perot
3.Strom Thurman
4.Conan Obrien
5.Sean Connery
6.Bill Gates
7.Howard Stern
8.Oprah Winfrey
9.Michael Jordan
10.That Guy From Blue's Clues
11.Martha Stewart
12.Tom Green
13.Ben Stein
14.Maury Povich
15.Judge Judy
16.Cindy Crawford
17.Barbara Walters
18.Steve Forbes
19.Wayne Greztke
20.William Shatner

QUIZ 2: TEST YOUR EQ (EVIL QUOTIENT)
You've tested your IQ, now test your EQ. This short quiz will give you invaluable insight into your potential for Super Villainry. How do you rank on the Villain-ometer? Keep track of your answers and score each one according to the chart on the Answers Page. Then rank your Evil Quotient (EQ) on the Villain-ometer.

1. You are walking down the street and you see an old woman standing at the corner of a busy intersection, trying to cross the road. You decide to:

A) Push her into oncoming traffic
B) Sweep across the street, stop cars with your bare hands, and clear a safe path for her to traverse
C) Ignore her plight and instead hatch a plan to lower yourself on mint dental floss through the skylight of the Louvre in an attempt to hijack the Mona Lisa.

2. You have just purchased a new mask from "Secret Identities R Us." However, instead of shipping the Praying Mantis model they accidentally ship the Fuzzy Caterpiller model. You decide to:

A) Write a stern letter of complaint, detailing the mistakes in full and demanding to be contacted by a regional manager immediately.
B) Hunt down the Supervising Shipping Attendant, tie him up in silk thread, place the Fuzzy Caterpiller mask over his head, encase him in a chrysalis of paper mache and hang him from the rafters of the "Secret Identities R Us" central office, leaving a calling card reading "The Mantis." Also, you take the correct mask with you when you leave.
C) Blow up the factory.

3. Your latest scheme has ground to a halt due to fact that the government has a strict policy of not dealing with terrorists. Or so they say in response to your threats. You decide to:

A) Shoot your number one henchman out of a cannon to ease your frazzled nerves.
B) Shoot your numer one henchman to ease your frazzled nerves.
C) Take a warm aromatherapy bubble bath and listen to Celene Dion's latest CD to ease your frazzled nerves.

4. You have just pulled off a major heist involving sock monkeys, borscht, and the Denver Mint. You are driving away with thirteen Ford Taurus stationwagons full of newly minted millennium quarters (even the states not released yet, you cad!). You have two routes to take. The first is straight out of town and into the nearby mountains to hide away until the heat blows over, the second is right through the heart of Denver rush hour traffic. Which one do you choose?

A) Right through the heart of rush hour traffic. Hey we're all going the same direction, how bad could it be?
B) Straight out of town into the nearby mountains. Of course there's nowhere good you can hide that many quarters within reasonable driving distance from Denver but we'll blast through any barricade in our path!
C) Neither. You would never be caught dead in a Ford Taurus stationwagon. Instead you've arranged for the quarters to be crated and picked up as cargo by a fleet of helicopters which will rendezvous with you on the roof of the Denver Mint.

5. Your chief scientific research henchman has just invented a matter transport machine a la "The Fly." With this he says you should be able to transport yourself anywhere and transport whatever or whomever you want back to headquarters. Immediately you think of a brilliant scheme involving the President, nine cans of Mountain Dew, a pair of riding chaps, and your best friend Harold. But before you can implement it your scientific henchman warns you that the device is still experimental and "risky." You decide to:

A) Shove your scientific henchman into the machine to see how risky it is. When you see the smoke you change your mind.
B) Shove your scientific henchman to the side and toss the Mountian Dew and riding chaps through first. When you see the smoke you change your mind.
C) Throw your henchman's cat through first since that's how they tested it in "The Fly."

That's it! Now go click "Answers" in the left side bar to add up your score and find out your EQ.