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LADIES LOUNGE Who says women aren't as evil as men? Sure, there are fewer women in prison than men but studies have shown that the women who DO go to prison are usually guilty of far more heinous crimes. Take that, guys! Wait, I'm not sure that's something to be proud of.... |
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Natasha Fatale, Rocky and Bullwinkle "Must get moose and squirrel!" You can hear her voice in your mind as clearly as the first time you heard her utter those words. Bearing an uncanny resemblance to Sonny and Cher, Boris and Natasha worked with a partnership that definitely relied more on the female half than the male half would have ever admitted to. Most of their failure to capture moose and squirrel were due to Boris'oversights, not Natasha's. I wonder sometimes if Natasha ever knew or cared why they had to get moose and squirrel, or whether she just carried out schemes with evil the single-mindedness inherent in the classic Super Villain. She was unrelenting and persistent, a true shining example of her kind. |
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Petrafina, Flint The Time Detective series Why did it take me three freakin' months to find a decent picture of this chick?! Isn't she bad enough for anyone?? Come on, people, we have to support our insane, evil ladies of animation!! She's a rather innocuous school teacher by day, doling out homework to the good guys. But then when her master, the prince of darkness, tells her about some unruly Time-Shifter gone astray in the fabric of time and space, she transforms into the vinyl-clad tempstress Petrafina. She has a petrification ray with which she can actually turn people to stone (get it? heh heh...yeah) and she has a wicked stamp with a mark that looks like the letter P with an eye in it. The stamp turns Time-Shifters evil. Although she's the perpetual monkey wrench in the Bureau of Time Investigation's efforts to keep history from distorting, her main motivation is for her boss to fall madly in love with her. Everything else is just gravy. |
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Pizzazz, Jem Series Pizzazz is the lead singer for the '80s rock band The Misfits (no relation to the real Misfits). Pizzazz is egotistical and desperate for attention, and it chafes her to no end that Jem and the Holograms are more popular. Think of the Misfits/Holograms dichotomy to be much like the Backstreet Boys/NSYNC power struggle of today's pop scene. Just because she never lifted a sword or cast a spell doesn't mean this Riot Grrrl isn't a Super Villain. Her goals were lofty: to win the hearts of the fans. But come on, how evil do you have to be to launch barrage after barrage of attacks on a group of girls who run an orphanage? And the fact that she never realized The Misfits'crappy songs (have you heard "Click Clash"?!) were at fault for their secondary status proves her mastery of the great Super Villain skill of "massive oversight." You can read more about this skill in the Encyclopedia section. Anyway, Pizzaz is queen of the "massive oversight." But come on, rockers aren't exactly the sharpest knives in the drawer, as we all know. |
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Ursula, The Little Mermaid Arial was right to gasp at her first encounter with the horrible Sea Witch of legendary evil. Ursula is a powerful creature who wants to control the ocean's depths with every fiber of her being. She's your basic dominatrix, if you ask me. She gives merpeople whatever they wish for, then turns them into seaweed when they can't keep up their sides of their impossible contracts. That's not for personal gain, Ursula, that's just mean! Bad octo-woman! Bad! This hefty lady was nasty to the tips of her tentacles. Anyone who likes to turn innocent merpeople into squirmy seaweed thingies is a yucky person. And in that scene where she grows to the size of the Chrysler Building and stirs up the sea, she's scarier than Godzilla on a bad day! Click the pic for a great Ursula page. And while you're at it, click here for more Sea Witch (but not sandwich...) goodness! |
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Vicky, Fairly Oddparents Don't recognize this little darling? Well you should! I mean, this show is fantastically good! The premise behind Fairly Oddparents is deceptively simplistic. There's a kid named Timmy who has two fairy godparents (get it? fairly odd parents?? come on, it's funny!). These magical creatures live in Timmy's fishbowl and they grant any and all of his wishes. But they're not smart enough to know which ideas are good and which are cataclysmic so he practically destroys the universe in like every episode. Anyway, Vicky is Timmy's babysitter. She's evil and has a cold, black heart of hatred. Best example so far? She smashed Timmy's parent's rare expensive vase (bought off of the internet... it's a running gag...) and decided to blame the accident on Timmy. Then since she'd already broken one thing she invited his friends over to have a "Smash Timmy's Stuff" party. To quote the Nickelodeon bio, "Her one joy in life, other than watching TV, is making things tough for that "twerp" Timmy she babysits for all the time." Think of her as a newer, better-drawn version of Stan's sister on South Park. But without the head gear and neck brace..... |
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