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Naughty Boys Need Love Too FEATURED
VILLAINS: This particular "Featured" page is dedicated to those brave, brave souls who venture forth into the cruel world with nothing between their brains and their enemies than a pane of glass, or a sheet, or sometimes nothing at all. I've found five such souls, and for their villainry in the face of vulnerability I have decided they are worthy of highlight. After all, imagine hatching a plan, arranging for resources, finding henchmen, developing devices, and doing it all without a SKULL!! Are we starting to see the picture now? |
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Evangelion's
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Charles The Brainchild, The Tick series Ah, the Brainchild, or just Charles to everyone but himself. Chronologically first of the three, he terrorized The Tick on two different occasions. The first involved the brainchild using his cyborgian dog Sparky to steal and violate household appliances for use as weaponry. The second event was simply an attempt to gain revenge on said blue superhero by transforming The Tick into a six-inch two-headed bluebird who could only speak highschool french. We have to admire Charles for having learned such villainry at such a young age. And when you consider the fact that he figured out how to encase his own brain in a casserole dish during his most tender years, you just have to stand in awe. Brainchild quote: "You remember Sparky, don't you? I had him fixed!" The Tick quote: "You know, Charles, sometimes when I feel like a raging dingdong, I find a nice camomile tea. |
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The Lobe, Freakazoid series The Lobe, archenemy to Freakazoid, master of technology and gadgetry, terrible carpenter. Look ma, no braincase! I don't know about you but the idea of being able to touch my own cerebellum really grosses me out. And for some reason I find it especially disturbing that his hands are caucasian flesh color. I wish they were pink to match his head, then I wouldn't get the heebie jeebies so badly. Anyway, if the lobe could have his druthers he would be the star of the show rather than the moronic Freakazoid. Eh, what're ya gonna do? Warner Brothers execs never saw his potential. I think it's that squishy pink exposed noggin of yours, Lobe ol' buddy. The Lobe Song (no really, I'm not making this up!): "You're a mean on, Miser Lobe....Why I wouldn't sit next to you in an airplane...if there was a seat next to you on an airplane!" |
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Mojo Jo Jo, The Powerpuff Girls series Bad Monkay! Bad! Mojo Jo Jo is the green faced, turban wearing, maniacally laughing, perpetually nasty chimp from the Powerpuff Girls. But don't let that turban fool you, he's got one big pink fleshy exposed plan-hatching factory up under there. He has turned humanity into dogs, he has tried to zap the Powepuff Girls with a raygun in his own livingroom, he has tried to sabotage the girls' birthday presents! But as we all know, he is also the bad monkey that caused Professor Utonium to add that extra ingredient to the sugar, spice, and everything nice: Chemical X!! You've got to admire a simian with that much ambition but really, he brought on his own problems. Mojo, maybe if you weren't such a bad bad monkey all the time...but then he wouldn't have a place on this page, would he? Well then I guess everything worked out in the end, didn't it? Mojo quote: "I'm Mmmmmmmojo Jo Jo!" (come on, he hasn't really said anything more memorable than that!) |
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Krang, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series Krang... So far the only brain who has mastered muscular control of portions of his cerebellum, Krang can use his little pink tentacles to pilot that muscle-bound teletubby of his as well as an assortment of evil vehicles. He's like The Lobe in that he doesn't mind getting his medula oblongata a little dusty as long as it means he's got a better chance of ruling the world. Now here's the thing, with so many exposed-brained villains you'd think they could team up and come up with a single plan that would actually work! But the problem is Villains can never share the spotlight. Eventually they'd all kill each other off anyway. And then there'd be a big pink puddle of goo and nobody wants to have to clean that up (as was evidenced in The Cat In The Hat... Ooh, sorry, did I go too far with that reference?) Krang quote: ....Ehh I don't have one. Sorry. |
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Hector Con Carne, Grim and Evil series Hector Con Carne, the newest member of this dubiously honored gathering. Hector is a round, bubble-gum pink brain with thick black eyebrows and beady eyes. Don't mistake Hector for that oafish silly purple bear he rides around in. That's just his way of getting from A to Z. Oddly enough, unlike Krang, Hector does not have complete control of his body-vehicle. The bear is easily distracted by things like honey and interesting odors, which basically ruins Hector's intimidation factor. Think about it, that's got to be one heck of a silly bear to ruin the intimidation factor of an exposed, talking, brain!! In the Grim and Evil pilot episode, Hector did try to replace his Bear buddy with a huge cyborg body but the results were so disasterous that he took his fuzzy pal back. Awwww a brain and his bear. |
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